according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
"what do u call cheese that’s not yours?"
"not again harry"
whenever im sad i look at a picture of harry shirtless and giggle because the butterfly antennas and his nipples form a smiley face
u guys are fucking insane
That’ll teach us to judge