glam and glitz

harryslimane:

2013-2014

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

riannafinch:

beben-eleben:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes. People change. 

Nah son, this shows chlorophyll being replaced by anthocyanins through hydrolases

tastefullyoffensive:

Clever Boat Names [via]

Previously: Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

oswinoswut:

anycsifan:

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

I can imagine a few authors doing this

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

#shots not fired

enjolrad:

pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

plop-alot:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

brattyhealy:

can’t believe all irish people were born today wow happy birthday